After our recent 'sex-capade', I got to thinking back on the 3 years Hubby and I have been together. We've broken a lot of furniture! Last week, we were being overly rough. Between the headboard hitting the wall and the moaning that I know our neighbors could hear...our bed broke. Hubby was in mid stroke, we heard a crack, and the mattress slanted sideways. (Needless to say, the sex didn't stop, we just had to be more creative with the positioning!)
We've just gotten our 3rd (?) box spring for our bed...we've broken 2. Now the frame on our bed has given out and our mattress now sits on the floor.
While in bed last night, I made mention to Hubby that we'd sleep like that until we got our king size bed...which of course is after I paint the room...which is after we patch the walls...So we could be on the floor a while. ;)
So, my question today:
Furniture vs. You- What's the record?
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LOL. V and I never broke anything. Would love to though! I would imagine, that if we had guests over we would break things though! ::wink:: ...I think the floor is the best place for you guys until you find a super duper strong frame! lol.
LOL, I think you're right! The floor seems a lot safer right now. ;)
And with the floor, you can get deeper, harder penetration. Because the floor does not offer as much "spring" as a box spring on a frame would...!
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